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I just got back home from work and now I'm eating dinner. This is probably the best broccoli I've ever tasted. And the best yagger schnitzel. Unfortunately, my mom was eating the VERY LAST cookie when I got in. So I was a bit s.o.l.

Speaking of being out of luck, today was pretty awful. I was able to open the store and everything, but this morning when my alarm went off, my first thought was "Oh no. Kill me now." And my second thought was "Crap. We forgot to finalize the payroll last night. We're not going to get paid. Crap. Crap. Crap."

And then my third thought was "KILL MEEEE".

But back to the second thought. It took TWO HOURS to finalize payroll. Normally it's a ten-minute deal. But we had problems with Moni's schedule (due to yesterday's problems - she clocked in about ten times) and Chelsea's, because she didn't clock out after she was fired (how inconsiderate) and we have records from previous employees that made it more difficult. So I was kind of upset.

Anyways. Then we had to do inventory of the entire store (we're missing about 350 pieces of clothing) and we had to size everything. Plus I was doing paperwork, AGAIN.

But because I'm so awesome, I managed to finish the paperwork for April and I set May's paperwork up so it would be SUPER EASY. So if Moni and I do eventually become managers, our jobs will be awesome.

Turns out I'm a BAMF when it comes to paperwork. And Moni is really good at organizing (she made the back room look amazing), and together we make a pretty sweet team. I think the first time I blogged about her, I was saying I hated her but I really don't. I told Parm I was going to judge her for myself when I met her, and I did. And she's awesome. I think she just hated Chelsea. And she still doesn't like Frankie, which is understandable. Because Frankie doesn't do that much work.

Anyways. So I got home, and received an e-mail that said "Marissa, please open this" and I was all "it's totally spam" but then I opened it and it was like a creeper letter.

i've sensed a lot of your face over and over for a very long time. I've been imagined telling you for a very long time though was frightened....i have fallen in love with you. I wont keep surviving and not tell you anymore. I have to reveal myself. I wrote down all of it in a blog privately. i am extremely afraid yet im positive I have to undertake this or I won't ever be with you. If I awake tomorrow and you really have read it i will realize i havent fantasized this.

Then there was a link to a blog and it was like "I have pictures on this website of your name all over my body. It's pretty risque. Go to the website and search my username "ILuvMarissa92". You might have to enter CC or Debit info to sign up. I had to.

And right away, I was like YEP. You're not taking my money. I think the fact that I actually clicked the link makes me stupid, but here's the link if you would like it: http://www.spotincharge.com/blogs/

Right. So I think I'm going to read Wake tonight because Anna wants me to keep her updated. I was going to read it on my break today but I ended up playing Traffic Rush on my iPod instead. Hopefully the book isn't too awesome because I need to go to be early tonight. Like, 9-ish. Which is why I'm posting this at a quarter after 7. Because I'm banning myself from the internet. I'm going to watch this week's episode of Gossip Girl, shower, read some of Wake and then go to bed. And possibly die in my sleep.

The song is going to be Today Will Be Better, I Swear! by Stars, because I really need tomorrow to be better than my last two days. If not, Tuesday and Wednesday will be amazing because I'm not working.

Awesome sauce. Oh, and I forgot to eat breakfast yesterday (I ate some vegetables and cookies once I got in to work, though) but this morning I remembered. And an English Muffin has never tasted so amazing. So pleased. Right, so... um, good night. Nevermind, I have to call Shoshana and Alex.