LOOST REACTION BLOG

Where spoilers abound.

More like a really, really, long LOST play-by-play

I hate watching week to week because I always forget what happens. Blaaah.

So it's a Sawyer episode. I'm definitely mostly interested in the characters' alto's because they're all fracking confusing. So unless something huge happens on the island, I'll mostly be talking about that. Or... writing about that.

Sawyer was playing another scam. At first, I thought it was a flashback. But then it turned out he was actually working for the police. Whaaat? His alto is as a cop? This is so messed up! And Miles works with him? But Sawyer is still looking for Anthony Cooper so his dad must still be dead and he still must be looking for revenge.

And why is Claire being so nice to Kate? Didn't she say she was going to kill her?

I also find it interesting how the characters are still kind of pushed together in their alternates, and they always somehow end up being connected. Like Jin and Sayid. Kate and Claire. Linus and Alex. Now Sawyer and Miles. There are more, I think, but heck if I can remember.

So out comes the crushing revelation that John is, in fact, the Smoke Monster. But we already knew that. So really, no big deal.

And Charlotte! The other dude was in love with her on the island, and Miles was friends with her, and now he's setting her up with Sawyer, and AHHH. And Charlotte is rifling through his things, the skank. Then she sees the picture and he freaks out. Whatever Sawyer, like we're not used to that.

Ah. Claire just attacked Kate. That's better. And Sayid totally lets her. He's got to be out of the running for candidates. Anyways, then Locke throws her off Kate, and eventually slaps her to calm her down. Go Locke. Seriously, Claire is getting on my nerves, with all her crazy.

Ooh, Sawyer finds dead bodies. Nice.

Holy crap, now Charlie is connected to Sawyer because he was arrested, and his brother was there, and whaat. And Miles is all "Batch, you was in Australia without telling me? What happened to trusting me? I'm yo partner no mo', biotch."

And we learn some more about the Smoke Monster. And we learn that Claire is definitely crazy. Which we already knew. I mean, what a psycho.

Sawyer's trying to get Charlotte back, and she's all: I ain't havin' none of this, go away. So he's still a miserable person, no matter what life he has.

WIDMORE. Finally, the part we've all been waiting for. And Sawyer knows Locke won't get them off the island, so he's trying to kill Locke/SM in exchange for getting off the island. Somehow, though, I don't think Locke or Widmore will get anybody off the island. I'm basing this on the fact that we've got about 8 or 9 episodes left, and if they're getting off the island at all, it won't be happening soon. But at the same time, I don't want it to happen on the last episode, because then what happens to their other lives? I need to know what happens!

Now Claire is thanking Kate. Bi-polar much?

Anyways, back to what I was saying. I don't know if they ever will get off the island because otherwise there will be two of them and that will be messed up. So one half of them has to die, or they have to stay on the island.

Now Sawyer is telling Miles about his past, and why he was in Australia.

And I just know this is Kate that crashed into their car and is now running for her life. So Sawyer catches Kate, and he's all: Dang, it's that hot chick from the airport elevator that had the handcuffs on her wrists, and I totally let her get away and son of a crap.

So Sawyer has his own plan, I guess to kill off Locke and Widmore in order to get himself -and Kate- off the island.

That is how it freaking ends. And once again, I have more questions than I started with. Freakin' LOST.