Alex's Drugged Texts

So there is an entire website dedicated to drunk text messages, and a lot of funny stories about what people do on medication. Like, after getting their wisdom teeth pulled, or say... before going into a major surgery.

My friend Alex is currently on Ativan - at least I think she is. She said she was on adavan. Either way, she is on something, and is currently texting me. And she, in her drugged mindset, has given me permission (actually, she gave me the idea) to post these potentially embarrassing texts online.

SO I'M DOING IT.

At first, this seemed like a normal text message conversation. Except for the parts where I asked her not to die in surgery tomorrow. Then I asked a simple question about pay-as-you-go (we were planning a phone call) and she got really confused.

At which point the text read - I havent done pay as you for minutes im confused....andon adavan. falling out of mmmy mindddd.

be happy uour the only person ive ever drugged txt wooooooweeeeeeeeee PARTY ON

Me - I feel so honored. Maybe you should rest, though. Love you. And don't forget to let me know you're okay.

ohkay lovey dovey i will get my mom to text you tp comfir.ed that you are not dead. i mean that i am not biasaed. i dont know what i mean

You're amazing. Sounds like a plan. Night, love.

ive never done been ablw to handle a simple tetx. like this. oh gosh.... im going to be bpetrifired when i come to my senses

Don't worry, I'm not judging you for this!

g'night love. five point to gryfidor

Fantastic

i know what i want to say this time: i love you. (Coherent)

Love you more

im gointo laugh when i go back and read these tomorrow. i want my brain back

I hope you laugh when you read them. I did.

any worthy of poating online? go for it.  (SEE? HER IDEA)

Okay. I might blog about it lol

pleasEeeeeeE DO! I DONT CARWE IF I LOOK LIKE A FOOL

Good. I don't care either lol

just im not a crack hoe, tell them that they were pills make you fall asleepppp

Maybe you should sleep then.

At which point the conversation ended. At a quarter past two in the morning.

Alex, you better be okay. We love you.