Alex's Drugged Texts

So there is an entire website dedicated to drunk text messages, and a lot of funny stories about what people do on medication. Like, after getting their wisdom teeth pulled, or say... before going into a major surgery.

My friend Alex is currently on Ativan - at least I think she is. She said she was on adavan. Either way, she is on something, and is currently texting me. And she, in her drugged mindset, has given me permission (actually, she gave me the idea) to post these potentially embarrassing texts online.

SO I'M DOING IT.

At first, this seemed like a normal text message conversation. Except for the parts where I asked her not to die in surgery tomorrow. Then I asked a simple question about pay-as-you-go (we were planning a phone call) and she got really confused.

At which point the text read - I havent done pay as you for minutes im confused....andon adavan. falling out of mmmy mindddd.

be happy uour the only person ive ever drugged txt wooooooweeeeeeeeee PARTY ON

Me - I feel so honored. Maybe you should rest, though. Love you. And don't forget to let me know you're okay.

ohkay lovey dovey i will get my mom to text you tp comfir.ed that you are not dead. i mean that i am not biasaed. i dont know what i mean

You're amazing. Sounds like a plan. Night, love.

ive never done been ablw to handle a simple tetx. like this. oh gosh.... im going to be bpetrifired when i come to my senses

Don't worry, I'm not judging you for this!

g'night love. five point to gryfidor

Fantastic

i know what i want to say this time: i love you. (Coherent)

Love you more

im gointo laugh when i go back and read these tomorrow. i want my brain back

I hope you laugh when you read them. I did.

any worthy of poating online? go for it.  (SEE? HER IDEA)

Okay. I might blog about it lol

pleasEeeeeeE DO! I DONT CARWE IF I LOOK LIKE A FOOL

Good. I don't care either lol

just im not a crack hoe, tell them that they were pills make you fall asleepppp

Maybe you should sleep then.

At which point the conversation ended. At a quarter past two in the morning.

Alex, you better be okay. We love you.

As I Lay Me Down to Sleep.

HAYYY. So before I go to bed, I have to do this.

You guys haven't heard from me in about a month and a half. Maybe two months? The story with that is my internet kept getting blocked. And my roommate was gone so he couldn't fix it. Roommate came back to leave a note to tell me he was moving out. In less than a week, now. He left the note at the beginning of the month, but that was a few weeks ago. So now it's... this coming Tuesday.

The people upstairs got the internet switched over to Telus and gave me the new password and now everything is UP AND RUNNING and I am very pleased to have the internet once more.

So Iram is moving in for the month of September and possibly more. We're not sure yet whether she's staying in Kelowna until April (when her visa expires) or if she's leaving to see more of Canada at the end of September. But hopefully she stays because I'll miss her like crazy if she leaves and I'll probably cry a lot. Anyways...

My life has been hectic lately. I no longer work with Satan (long story) and I also no longer work with Frankie. Now I work with Iram and Sean. And hopefully someone else soon. Because we need more people in that store! So basically I'm working every day this week. And possibly next week. I've been watching lots of Criminal Minds.

OH, and if you guys have access, check out BBC's adaptation of Sherlock Holmes. So good. It might be online - Iram and I have illegally downloaded the episodes/movies. It's not a typical BBC thing but it's so amazing.

What else... Let's see...Hopefully I'll make a new video on Tuesday if that is still, in fact, my day to post videos. I don't really remember, it's been so long.

I bought a new color of nail polish. And I think I've officially run out of things to talk about in this blog post so I will let you get back to your regularly scheduled programming.

I love youuu.

xx