My computer is a German airplane.

A total Fokker.

It keeps telling me it has solutions to my problems, of which there are many. I've had it about three years now, and the problems started about a year ago.

I just wiped it. Now I have 70 GB of free space on my hard drive. That's out of 100 GB, which I thought was pretty decent, especially given I only used to have 30 free GB. But it still freezes. It still takes too long to start up, if it does that at all.

Anyways. I have a lot of programs that start automatically when I log on - MSN, Skype, that annoying sidebar, Windows Defender, Windows Live Call, which I have never used and never intend to, and the thing that has computer problems and its solutions. So when I log on, I close all these programs, in fear that all of them running at once will cause my computer to die for good.

But today, I finally clicked on the problem reports and solutions thing because it was in my way and keeept popping up every two minutes. And THEN.

Then, it was all "Yeah, sorry dude, we've got nothing. No solutions here."

Like, eff. This thing sends out more mixed signals than a scizophrenic.