Dear David Hasselhoff and other girl from Baywatch whose name I don't know because I only actually watched the show once, for seven seconds,
HAPPY MONDAY! That is all. Now, technically this is a themed week. But it's going to carry part way into next week. Christmas songs, finally. Isn't it weird that Christmas is eleven days away? It doesn't feel like Christmas. My mom has jokingly said she would get me Big Turks (in bite size form. They're new. Is it sad I'm actually excited about this) and a Spongebob calendar. I'm pretty sure that's all I'm getting. Though I will ask for Nacho Libre. Just in case she's feeling generous. And in case she doesn't want me to complain throughout January - April that she doesn't love me. It'd be bad. I complain she doesn't love me when she forgets to buy apples. Catastrophic if she completely takes away Christmas. I want some semblance of my childhood to remain.
Anyways, the first Christmas song is Jingle Bells by Frank Sinatra because I have loved it for a long time. I love Jingle Bells. I have inside jokes about Jingle Bells. Yes, JokeS. More than one joke, with more than one person. It's that awesome. Plus I love me some Sinatra, in all various shapes and sizes. Enjoy the countdown to Christmas, and I'll write to you tomorrow. I'll also probably contact you on Facebook. Or at least tag you in a new scandalous photoshop picture. It'll be hard to top Baywatch, but I'm pretty creative.
HAPPY MONDAY! That is all. Now, technically this is a themed week. But it's going to carry part way into next week. Christmas songs, finally. Isn't it weird that Christmas is eleven days away? It doesn't feel like Christmas. My mom has jokingly said she would get me Big Turks (in bite size form. They're new. Is it sad I'm actually excited about this) and a Spongebob calendar. I'm pretty sure that's all I'm getting. Though I will ask for Nacho Libre. Just in case she's feeling generous. And in case she doesn't want me to complain throughout January - April that she doesn't love me. It'd be bad. I complain she doesn't love me when she forgets to buy apples. Catastrophic if she completely takes away Christmas. I want some semblance of my childhood to remain.
Anyways, the first Christmas song is Jingle Bells by Frank Sinatra because I have loved it for a long time. I love Jingle Bells. I have inside jokes about Jingle Bells. Yes, JokeS. More than one joke, with more than one person. It's that awesome. Plus I love me some Sinatra, in all various shapes and sizes. Enjoy the countdown to Christmas, and I'll write to you tomorrow. I'll also probably contact you on Facebook. Or at least tag you in a new scandalous photoshop picture. It'll be hard to top Baywatch, but I'm pretty creative.
YES! This is actually like my favourite version of Jingle Bells! I love Sinatra. So classic.
ReplyDeleteSo today is my day for a movie for Bailey. I am going to make it good. I only have 6 more days of this Countdown to Chuddy business. I can definitely see why you vlog. Its fun.
Well, back to the books.
don't hassel the Hoff ;)
ReplyDeleteThe Hoff's got a Vacuum Pumper
BIG TURKS COME IN BITESIZE?! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~
ReplyDeleteI mailed your letter this morning! Actually, Wendy and Jessica mailed it, while I stayed int he warm house, but whatevs. And Frank Sinatra is a man of win.