I think it's time we spoke. About skanky things. The things I am about to list CAN and HAVE been done. But that doesn't mean they SHOULD be done.
1. Orange people. It's not sexy. It's definitely skanky.
2. Wearing thigh-high tights with s skirt or shorts SO SHORT that we can see the beginning AND end of the tights.
3. This is especially important, given that Halloween is coming up: Fishnets. Girls need to realize that these are never sexy. They're just really, really, trashy. I think if you're being ironic, it's a little funny. But it's not hot. It's definitely still slutty. Okay, the ones with really tiny holes are okay, because you can't tell those are fishnets until you're up close. And Alex, it wasn't slutty on you because you weren't wearing short shorts. You wore them under your prom dress. Large difference.
4. Anorexia isn't sexy. Please, eat a sandwich! Without throwing it up, because bulimia isn't hot either. I understand that anorexia and bulimia both stem from other problems like a need for control over
something in your life, or perfectionism, or stress, or depression, or self-esteem. Which brings us to...
5. Low self esteem. I know that as people of this generation, we have to deal with things most people didn't. And I get that it's difficult to read a magazine or watch TV without wanting to look like that. But you can't think that way. You need to know that you are perfect the way you are. And I'm not saying to go around thinking you're God's gift to people, because that's not hot either. I'm just saying: respect yourself. Know that you're better than that, and have some sense of self-worth.
6. Paw (or hand) prints on boobs (or bums). Especially at a party. If you want to be groped, then go for it. But if you act surprised and outraged when someone touches your boob or your butt after this, you're an idiot.
7. "Juicy" and other words like that on your butt.
8. Drunkenness. I understand people like alcohol and they need to get drunk every so often to let off some steam. What I don't understand is this need to get drunk and advertise it all over facebook, or to get embarrassingly drunk - to the point of vomiting on the lawn and passing out on it - every single weekend. Know when to stop, people. It won't make anyone like you if you throw up on their favorite cat. Or in their purse. Or on them.
9. The combination of short skirts and winter boots. If it's cold outside, wear some pants. If it's hot outside, wear sandals. But mixing seasons is just trashy.
10. Bullying. I'm not talking about telling a douche that they're a douche. That's totally allowed. What I'm talking about is going up to a specific person and tearing them apart to make yourself feel better. It's just never cool. It doesn't make people respect you. It doesn't make people like you. It doesn't even make YOU like you.
The best way to feel good about yourself is to do nice things for others. It's been proven that giving compliments will boost your own self-image. So next time you want to feel good about yourself, try making someone else feel good about themselves.
11. Not accepting compliments. You may think you're trying to be humble, and you may not agree with the person, but if you don't accept a compliment, it makes the person giving the compliment feel like a total tool. Everyone's guilty of this. We feel like we're being pompous if we accept a compliment, or we feel that we have to return the compliment. Sometimes it's enough just to say thank you and move on. Only return a compliment if you truly mean it. People can sense when you're being insincere, and it won't earn you any points.
12. TAPOUT shirts. Please, just don't.
13. Pictures you photoshop so much that we can no longer recognize you as a person. Then going on to say you "just added a gaussian blur". If people say that to me, I don't care how many people are around, I will call them on it. I know what a Gaussian Blur is, and it does not make you look like Michael Jackson.